Every family is supposed to have ‘that’ uncle. The one who seems more like a character in a sitcom than a real person, and while their reputation proceeds them you have never actually met them. In my case, this is my rich Uncle Berry* from Georgia* who recently came to stay with my grandparents for a couple weeks with his wife and her daughter.
I was told the daughter was 13, and so I expected a little girl with bobble twist ties in her hair and a Hannah Montana backpack. This is not what I got. Instead I got a girl that was not only taller than me, but looked closer to 16 than 13, and absently commented while watching Teen Wolf that Jack Daniel’s Whiskey tastes disgusting.
The f@ck?
I didn’t even know Jack Daniel’s existed until I was 18. While this girl’s friends consist of many high school-aged-bellybutton-ring-and-tongue-pierced individuals, mine consisted of a small group of minorities who banded together in the pursuit of being weird, academically sound, and on the road to anime addiction.
As I’ve gotten older, I’ve come to further underestimate the previous generation. As much as I hate having my experiences and intelligence discounted by my age somehow I had done the same thing. This girl who I assumed I would ultimately be tasked with babysitting turned out to be quite independent and more pleasant than more than a few of my own peers.
That being said… her surviving and embarrassing love of both Spongebob Squarepants and Hot Topic was a saving grace. Without these traits I would have worried about her childhood, but thankfully she has still held onto the tween condition of loving things that are kind of terrible.
*Names and places have been changed because the internet is full of creepers.