The facebook profile picture is both a highlight and lowlight of my life. When I was younger I just put up whatever picture I deemed ‘alright’ for public viewing. As I got older I started to realize that this was the picture people I had full conversations with in lecture, friends of friends, distant family members, that cute guy I met at that party, and outright strangers were seeing and judging me by. Being as over-concerned with my public appearance as any single girl I started the manufactured profile pic.
The manufactured profile picture n. is a picture that one takes exclusively to post on facebook or any other social networking site
as if others exist pfft. It consists of dressing up and posing in front of a white wall, and perhaps later Photoshopping the image before presenting it to the world. Please note that it is possible that the author is the only person that does this.
Then you wait for validation. And if few, or no people comment on how “hot” or “stylish” I look in the picture I spend at least a half hour struggling… should I take the picture down? Do I have something on my face I’m not seeing? Am I downright ugly? Does no one like my haircut? OMG has my nose always been that big? IS EVERYONE AT SOME PARTY I WASN’T INVITED TO BECAUSE I’M SO UGLY? IS THAT WHY NO ONE IS COMMENTING?… okay… breathe… in… now out… okay, I’m cool.
The point of this story is, why have we (okay… maybe only me) been reduced to needing people to click a stupid thumbs-up button to feel good about some picture we took alone in our rooms when we were bored? If you’re not naked, it should be fine right? Or in your bra and underwear. Or piss shit drunk. Or smoking a bong. Or doing ‘icing sugar’ off your bestie’s ass. You know what? People should just use wildlife photos for their profile pictures. Those people need money.